An Apology to my Defiant-Class ShipMarch 9, 2010
To my Tactical Escort starship the U.S.S. Reef,
I’m sorry for all the nasty, shallow things I said about you. I get it. Looks aren’t everything. In a game like World of Warcraft, I’d have gladly worn a toilet bowl on my head if it meant giving my druid tank an extra few measly hit points, so really, I should be content with flying in an over-sized metal cockroach if it means I can tear through Romulan hulls like they’re made out of a pile of soggy tissues.
You’ll have to forgive the reference to another sci-fi franchise, but I just gotta say damn, I frakkin’ love the DPS on this ship.