Breaking News: Sex And The City MMO

April 1, 2010

What a way to kick-start the month. Today will be marked as a momentous date in online gaming, with the exciting announcement of a new Sex and the City MMORPG based on the popular novel and hit TV series of the same name. Finally, long-time fans are able to experience this wondrous world from a player’s perspective, embarking on the epic quest for love — real love, ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love!

Strong visual appeal and engaging game play will be pivotal to the Sex and the City Online experience. People and places from the show will be brought to life in the game — meet your favorite legendary characters, or explore popular locations firsthand, like the breezy shores of The Hamptons or the trendy streets of downtown Manhattan. Start your own sexy journey using an unprecedented character creation system, which allows players to customize their character right down to the color and brand of nail polish.

The groundbreaking combat system will allow you to choose every slap, scratch, hair-pull and groin-kick in real time, perfect for fighting off those pesky alleyway muggers or for enacting revenge on the two-faced skank who stole your Dior sandals at that house party. Band together with your friends to explore instances and defeat treacherous enemies such as the evil Blue-Blooded mother-in-law. Test your mettle by waging epic warfare against others in PvP combat on the Madison Ave. Battleground, where players fight to compete for the elusive last pair of size 4 designer jeans. Challenge yourself with mini-games such as “Catch the cheating scumbag boyfriend,” “Set up a magical blind date” or “Throw the perfect baby shower.” SATCO provides a myriad of activities to suit every play style and need.

Players will be allowed to discover the game at their own pace through captivating storylines and thousands of dynamic quests. An innovative leveling system will allow you to gain experience through discussion of your personal desires and fantasies in life and love at social hubs. Acquire new knowledge and skills when you gain entry into high-priced restaurants, exclusive nightclubs and high profile fashion shows — receive extra skill points for bringing a date or meeting one there.

Other features include:

  • 6 Distinct classes, each with their own in-depth narrative and history — play as a popular Socialite or a discerning Fashionista!
  • Follow in the footsteps of your favorite SATC heroines, by choosing one of 4 exciting professions, each with unique boosts to certain skills — Newspaper Sex Columnist (+5 to Scathing Speech),  Modern Art Dealer (+5 to Love, Dating and Intimacy), Corporate Lawyer (+5 to Misandry) and Public Relations Manager (+5 to Promiscuity).
  • Fully customizable equipment — mix and match your outfits, including powerful accessories such as jewelry, purses, hats and more. Receive an extra bonus for color coordination.
  • Player housing — Customize your city loft apartment with options such as: walk-in closets with extra shoe storage, fashionable furniture pieces from rustic to pomo styles, shelves of Vogue and Cosmo magazines, and much, much more!


  1. Oh, I finally got what you were talking about at the combat system part of your post 😛

  2. I feel smarter from reading this – I learned the word “misandry”!

  3. I will only play this if I can slap the crap out of Sarah Jessica Parker

  4. Brilliant 🙂

  5. Great now I have to try to be clever. 😛

  6. Wait… isn’t this just Second Life?

  7. Muahaha, I’ll pwn all your asses with a groin-kick specc’ed corporate lawyer socialite. 😀

  8. i wonder if virtual SJP will be as ass ugly as real SJP?

  9. 0___o

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