For Those Who Hate Cupids and Candy Hearts

I received a newsletter from Warhammer Online today about their Night of Murder event, with the tagline “I love you to death”.

For some reason, I am reminded of a roommate I once had in college, who hated Valentine’s Day with a passion and never missed an opportunity to tell you about it. Her favorite rant was a fantasy about driving through the city in a convertible hurling big fat heavy watermelons at the heads of happy couples she sees on the street.

Methinks she would have loved this WAR event.